Ballad of the Christmas Knitter
(to the tune of “I Feel Pretty”) by Knitter Beyond Hope (aka me) I’ll be knitting I’ll be knitting I’ll be sitting and knitting all night And I’m fretting That my measurements won’t turn out right It’s...
View ArticleBallad of IKEA—Swedish-American Pie
(with apologies to Don McLean) Just last Saturday I can still remember how those couches used to make me smile And I knew if I took one home That I would never want to roam And maybe I’d be happy for a...
View ArticleThe April Revolution
In a shocking move already being termed “The April Revolution,” a coalition including all major US publishers announced today their decision to publish only low-concept literary novels by debut authors...
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